Emotional Rescue Dad Christmas Card**

Emotional Rescue Dad Christmas Card

13 x 23.5 cm

Postage Class: Standard Letter

Verse inside reads:

..But first you must expel the beast

And so you start to strain,

You bite down on a piece of wood

To take away the pain.

But oh my god, it's bloody huge,

It's like you're giving birth!

You sweat and push and swear and shake

And strain for all you're worth.

And then that magic moment comes

That fills your soul with cheer,

A turd the size of King Kong's arm

Emerges from your rear

And like a bomb it hits the pan

Thus lightening your mood,

And making room inside your guts

For lots more Christmas food!

With lots of love

at Christmasl